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NIGHT RAID!!!
scootaloo was adopted at birth, except
I mean, c’mon. That’s so over the top, I can’t behind the “heroes”. That Strawmen’s been on fire a long long time ago, and I’m getting sick and tired of it.
builds a slam cannon“Upper crust you just made the 3 biggest mistakes of your life. Mistake 1: saying scootaloo would be better off dead!”loads slam cannon with iron spikes“Mistake 2!:taking Scootaloo’s foal away from her and denying her the right to visit!*loads slam cannon with bottles of acid and explosives*AND DO YOU NO WANT MISTAKE NUMBER THREE IS! MAKING! ME! ANGRY! fires slam cannon right at her face!
Well, you wont hear him. . .
Shoot Some More.
Reload.
Repeat.
It’s like a second coming of Palkia the Kaiju Pony.
what the fuck am i reading
A bone white alicorn steps through the wall, the light from the lamps appering to fall into his mane, his hoofsteps echoing like the slamming of an old coffin lid, slowly he wal between the two unicorns and Scootaloo and say,s in a voice like a pair of tombstone smashing together. YOU COULDNT RESIST IT IN THE END. draws a scythe out with magic and taps it to his horn, making its keen edge glow an unearthly blue A MISTAKE I FANCY. IT GETS UNDER YOUR SKIN, LIFE, turns to scootaloo SPEAKING METAPHORICLY OF COURSE. AND YOU SEE THE MORE YOU STRUGGLE FOR EVERY MOMENT THE MORE ALIVE YOU STAY, WHICH IS WHERE I COME IN, AS A MATTER OF FACT. “you can’t do this there,re rules!” YES THERE ARE RULES, BUT YOU BROKE THEM! HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU!! draws out two life timers from behind his back ALL LIVING THINGS HAVE TIME.raises his scythe AND YOUR TIME IS OVER!slashes his scythe across the lifetimers,shattering them into fragments. An ethereal wind starts to blow through the wall, tearing at the bodies of Jet Set and Upper Crust “Please be merciful!” NO. And with a last dying scream Jet Set and his wife cumble to dust and are swept away WELL I HAVENT DONE THAT IN A LONG TIME. Deftly catches Lightnig Blitz with his telekinetic aura and hands him back to Scootaloo TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM, OH, BY THE WAY, YOUR MOTHER SENDS HER REGARDS
(This of course assume she hasn’t heard anything of this conversation and depends on the two of them switching back to ‘nice mode’ when she comes back)
Ah well, with this turn, the baby now will probably end up with the chicken… poor thing. At least he has the matching egg-color…
Good point.
They haven’t filled out the official paperwork yet, have they?
Honestly, why the fuck are those two allowed in there? Just ask Rarity, she KNOWS how fake they are!
Oh, let cold revenge overtake these two!