“Oh yeah, right. You’re new around here, so you ain’t used to all the swearing yet. Regardless, allow me to introduce myself.”
“The name’s Scootaloo, pleasure to meet ya. This place has really gone to hell. It ain’t usually this anarchic, ususally it’s damn near peaceful.”
“Around here, I run a little group called the Cutie Mark Crusaders. We used to basically run around trying everything we could to get our cutie marks, but after the shit hit the fan shortly after we gained our cutie marks, we turned into a ‘mercenary group for hire’-type thing. If someone wants us to kill someone else, we will, so long as they have the bits to spare.”
“Speaking of, the others should be up ahead. We’ve been friends for a damn long time, so I know how to call ‘em off. Don’t worry, if they shoot ya, I’ll help ya heal up, then take some bits from their cut of our next job together.”
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