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Nopony knows that Mordecai harbors a secret crush on the unicorn Twilight Sparkle, and he’s going to keep it that way. However, Derpy, being ever so curious, keeps begging for him to just tell her who he likes, making a Pinkie Pie promise of ‘cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye’.
Although she Pinkie promised, Mordecai knows what a total klutz she is and how that mouth of hers is as bad as her eyes. So he just gives her hints:
She’s so smart, she could do the homework of a college professor in seconds flat…so beautiful that her eyes make the stars look like they’re not shining…and magical…she makes every moment so magical…
So, being Derpy, she tries to piece them all together: brains, beauty, and magic…
Congratulations, Mordecai, Derpy thinks you like the school teacher!
I guess it didn’t occur to Derpy that Cheerilee is an EARTH pony, meaning…no horn? And wouldn’t it have been a BIGGER hint to the pegasus to realize that the bluejay is next to Ponyville’s library…and there’s also his blonde hair and Canterlot style? Who was responsible for THAT?
Well, at least Mordecai’s secret it DEFINITELY safe.
Derpy from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (c) Lauren Faust
Mordecai from Regular Show (c) J.G. Quintel
Twilight Sparkle x Comet Tail
Rarity x Fancypants
Fluttershy x Thunderlane
Rainbow Dash x Soarin’
Applejack x Caramel
Pinkie Pie x Pokey Pierce
Cheerilee x Big Macintosh
Derpy Hooves x Doctor Whooves
Princess Celestia x Discord
Princess Luna x King Sombra
Applebloom x Strike (He’s the most Apple-colored foal) http://images.wikia.com/mlp/images/7/70/Strike.png
Sweetie Belle x Snips (he grew up the sexy)
Scootaloo x Rumble
Master Chief: Stupidity
Sub-zero: Vulgar
Cameron Frye: Chaos
Spyro: My Dick
Grace: How about, suffocating?
Trip: Right! Vulgarness! Good!
-Fat Dicks and Bro Cock
CL–
STAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHPPPPP!
Wait, did she draw that background or is it photoshop’d in? If she actually drew that, then… maybe she’s doing better?
I mean it’s not a great background, but it was a lot better than the ones she made in 2011.
Die in a Fire.
bad crossover
BAD CROSSOVER!!!!!