@Thunder Hoof
 
Sweetheart, there’s a real freedom in being bisexual. If you’re that tempted, you already are. ;)

This is, as much as I hate to admit, one of the hottest pictures of Rainbow Blitz I have seen.  
Soo tempted to turn bi… almost. XP
 
@Urishima  
Old Spice Guy reference, FTW. Here sir, have a free internet and cookie. :D  

I want to see what’s under that towel.

Hello Ladies,
 
Look at your stallion  
now back to me  
now back to him  
now back to me
 
Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using mare scented coat wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on an airship with the stallion your stallion could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala. Look again, the tickets are now heartshaped firerubies. Anything is possible when your stallion smells like Old Spice and not a mare. I’m on a dragon.

Wow, those wing extension kits really work, huh?