Trixie: Been thinking for a while and there’s something I gotta tell you.
 
Blade Swipe: (I’m little busy, Trixie.)
 
Trixie: Been thinking that our love for each other has grown so very strong.
 
Blade Swipe: (Love? Wait…)
 
Trixie: It’s plain to see we’re building our worlds together.
 
Blade Swipe: (Uhh, back up for a minute.)
 
Trixie: I’m looking in your eyes right now and I can tell you feel the same.
 
Blade Swipe: (You’re choking me!)
 
Chorus: (We are in love.)
 
Trixie: I am so in love today.
 
Chorus: (We are in love.)
 
Blade Swipe: I think I’m gonna run away.
 
Chorus: (We are in love.)
 
Blade Swipe: Did you tap my phone lines?
 
Chorus: (We are in love.)
 
Trixie: Yes, I tapped your phone lines.
 
Blade Swipe: I won’t lie, you’re a very pretty lady.
 
Trixie: (You think I’m pretty?!)
 
Blade Swipe: But you’re crazy, crazy, crazy. You make me want to go back to Equestria.
 
Trixie: (You forgot the other me!)
 
Blade Swipe: You know I’m thinking I should get a restraining order.
 
Trixie: (Those are so hard to enforce.)
 
Blade Swipe: Cause your were standing outside Sunset’s house, every night this week.
 
Trixie: (Your neighbors are weird!)
 
Blade Swipe: You’re the reason that I have to keep the shades drawn.
 
Trixie: (I’ll watch you through the chimney!)
 
Blade Swipe: Fugitoid’s installed an alarm system, with motion beam detectors.
 
Trixie: (I have the code.)
 
Chorus: (We are in love.)
 
Blade Swipe: Give me just five minutes.
 
Chorus: (We are in love.)
 
Trixie: I think that was five minutes.
 
Chorus: (We are in love.)
 
Sunset Shimmer: Did you just move in with me?
 
Chorus: (We are in love.)
 
Trixie: Yes, I just moved in with you.
 
Chorus: (We are in love.)
 
Blade Swipe: No, we’re no-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ot!
 
Trixie: That was our first love song!
 
Blade Swipe: Ugh! (face palm)
 

 
I got the idea of Trixie crushing on Blade Swipe from missymandy2’s comment that he was hansome.
 
Song from The Looney Tune Show, Merrie Melodies. Edited by me.
 
Human Blade Swipe by me.