Ponk’s been a very trashy pone, very bad, very naughty, as usual. Dumb hoers obviously needs some professional help, but fear nothing, here it goes. Because in case you didn’t know, you fix a bad poner by bending it over a table, giving it a few good faceslaps to deflate its silly poofy hair and pulling down its pants. Then you spank its huge butte to oblivion, making the pone regret its round bulbous assets between its shaky cries.

And when the pone refuses to keep its voice down and behave properly, the only thing to do really is to strap a gas mask on its teary-eyed, drooling face, taking control of its precious air supply. Behavior correction requires positive motivation too, after all. Being allowed to take a gulp of good old breathable air should do the trick. Pnek is gonna be a good pone real nice and soon.

Or else…