Ash: DAAAAAADDDDYYYYYYY!!!!  
Sombra: Young one, I am right here! There is no need to ye-…?  
Ash: Daddy!! I’m all fluffy, help!!!  
Somba: I… I’ll call your mother.
 

 
So here’s an interesting story. I had an art trade with zizka-von-mikser recently in which she drew Acheron and Anansi. Weirdly enough, she seemed to mistake Ash’s cloak for fur and drew him looking like a sheep. Honestly, it works for him so I don’t mind but then it got me thinking what life would be like for my little hellspawn with wool, hence this picture.
 
Ash has wool. It mostly stays the same length throughout the year but once a year, it explodes. For a whole week, he has to be continuously sheered or else the wool won’t stop growing. He ends up producing several pounds of wool every time, which his parents either sell to Rarity or use to make clothes for the winter. Ash’s wool is special in that it is magical. It is fire proof, able to take a charging knife and can block some magical attacks. It’s because of this that Fluttershy makes sure to keep Ash indoors when his periods starts. It was Sombra’s idea to sell the wool to the royal castles, since the wool would make good armor.
 
Ash doesn’t actually know what his parents does with his wool, since he hates thinking about it. It’s embarrassing for him to be stuck indoors since his wool is uncontrollable. If it isn’t sheered once a day, he’ll end up a puff ball, unable to move.
 
Note: Sombra is surprised because Ash’s wool has never done this in the 2 years he’s lived with Fluttershy and Iron Will. Basically, Ash just went through puberty and it’s all on Sombra to navigate that mine field alone.