John Samer:  
That looks great on you Fluttershy.  
Pow Qwester:  
Now kiss!  
slams faces together  
Fluttershy cries and runs away  
John Samer:  
Pow! How dare you?!  
Pow Qwester:  
I thought you were a couple.  
John Samer:  
What? No.  
We’re just good friends.  
There’s such a thing as a male and female person being friends without being boyfriend and girlfriend.  
Pow Qwester:  
Not in my book  
John Samer:  
How can I explain this to you?  
sigh  
I think Fluttershy is worst pony.  
But that doesn’t mean I can’t be civil.  
Pow Qwester:  
gasp  
You take that back!  
Mane six are NEVER worst pony.  
John Samer:  
Now he gets it.

Ever seen the movie, The World According to Garp?

@Impious  
However, Fluttershy could in theory fornicate his unconcious body.

You guys….
 
MAKE ME SICK!

Dawwww…

@Starly
 

@ThatGuy
 
>:I

That’s nice.

And then he got hit by a bus and was made comatose for the rest of his life.
 
Fluttershy never did lose her virginity. FOREVERALONE.jpg