2 legit 2.

Dat ass just won’t acquit.

^Chewbacca defense in it’s finest.

Fillies and gentlecolts of this supposed jury, Pinkie’s attorney would like you believe that her client wrote “Giggle at the Ghosties” two years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself. But fillies and gentlecolts of this supposed jury, I have one final thing for you to consider. This is Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash is a pegasus from Cloudsdale, but she ‘lives’ in Ponyville. Now think about that.
 
That does not make sense!
 
Why would a pegasus, a high-flying pegasus like Rainbow Dash want to live in Ponyville, with a bunch of earth-bound mud ponies?! THAT DOES NOT. MAKE. SENSE. But more important, you have to ask yourself: what does this have to do with this case? NOTHING. Fillies and gentlecolts, it has nothing to do with this case! IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! Look at me, I’m a lawyer defending a major record company, and here I am talking about Rainbow Dash! Does that make sense? Fillies and gentlecolts, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense!
 
And so you have to remember, when you’re in that jury room deliberatin’ and conjugatin’ the Elements of Harmony… does it make sense? No! Fillies and gentlecolts of this supposed jury, IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! If Rainbow Dash lives in Ponyville, you must acquit! The defense rests.

If the horseshoe don’t fit, you must acquit!

Lightning Dust is not guilty!

Rainbow Dash, your Applejack’s showing