Don’t Mess with Midnight
 
an EQG short story
 
Midnight Sparkle was just going about her day, studying for a big test, and that’s when the Dazzlings walk past and Aria Blaze thought she’d have a little fun with her
 
Aria suddenly snatches the book Midnight was reading.
 
Midnight Sparkle (Human): (rageful giggle) Aria, if you don’t give me my fricken book back, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL DISASSEMBLE YOUR MOLECULES!!!!!!!!
 
Aria: Make me.
 
Midnight then proceeded to beat Aria to a living pulp.
 
Aria(painfully sobbing): I’m sorry, I’m sorry, you can have it, just don’t hurt me anymore!!!
 
Midnight: Now, that wasn’t so hard now was it, you should’ve done that from the very start.
 
Adagio and Sonata help Aria up and rush her to the clinic, Midnight then walks away, with a satisfied smile on her face.
 
The End.

Celestia: You know the rules about chewing gum.
 
Midnight: Ohh please, screw your stupid rules, I can chew gum whenever I want!

Good one

If Midnight simply can’t bear to disrupt her school schedule, she’ll have to destroy the universe in her spare time.

Midnight’s school out!