AJ:  
I don’t know what yer complaining about  
If yall want blonde hair ya just gotta use bleach  
here, ahl show ya  
…  
later  
Badly:  
ahahahahaha!  
AJ:  
What’s so funny sugarcube?  
Badly:  
hands mirror  
AJ:  
what in tarnation?!  
Badly:  
I told you!  
I damn well told you!  
If you’ve got red in your hair like me  
this is what happens  
AJ:  
well shucks  
what i do nah?  
Badly:  
Nothing you can do  
Just use blonde dye  
And wait for it to grow out

SCREW THE ELEMENT, I HAVE GREEN HAIR!

Shes gone super apple.