“Always remember this… you were the best friend I’ve ever met, and…”
 
You begin to cry. He rubs his hoof against your muzzle. “Don’t worry,” he tells you. “We’ll just become monsters together… destroy this rotten world and start over from-”
 
You press a grief seed against his Soul Gem. The pegasus looks at you in shock. “You can change this,” you say. “I’ll go in your place.” You point the gun at your own Soul Gem, and smile at Thunderlane. “See you later.”
 
BANG
 
I made myself sad.

“I don’t know how but…
 

 

 
We’ll bang, okay?”

“Don’t worry, I have a Time Machine.”  
Shoots Twilight with gun  
Jumps into said time machine to prevent accident from happening.  
“Here I go again.”

Manly as BUYSOMEAPPLES Tears  
“Seeyah on the other side, Wonderbolt.”  
shoots RD, then looks at coming horde  
“Seeyah soon.”  
Gun reload  
“Yippee-Kay-Yay, Motherf***ers!”

Gokigenyo, motherfuckers.

“I don’t wanna do this, but I’m gonna have to. I am so sorry, Fluttershy…I’ll catch up in a few years.” (corny I KNOW)
 
gun goes BANG
 
…/crycrysob

“I’ll keep smiling. For you, Pinkie.”

“…………………meh…………..”
 
Bang

SMILE YOU SUNUVA BITCH!!!

puts safety on  
removes ammo clip  
slides open the chamber to release the bullet  
disassembles firearm  
Because whatever monster they become I will totally accept as a person  
It’s up to me to make sure that they don’t hurt anyone

( Simply shoots, because the pain I’m feeling is currently undescritable right now )

“I’m so sorry. Farewell.”
 
BANG
 
…
 
WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRR!?!?!?!?

Niggoslav is a windigo

“Goodbye Ol’ Yeller…”

I’d devour them and laugh maniacally while adding their magical powers to my own!

“I’m sorry, guess I’m not as good as I thought. See ya on the other side”  
Then I’ll sit down next to corpse and cry like I just broke both my legs.

“Get in the fucking cage. I’ll get you out when we find a cure.”

“Vampire? But don’t you have a massive femboner for Luna anyways? Sheesh, don’t be such a chicken. Get that moon booty.”

Nothing much to say, I guess. I’ll miss you, Fluttershy.  
*loads 357.*=  
I’d gladly take your place.  
*cocks revolver, takes aim*  
I’m so sorry…  
BLAM

I say, “Congratulations, Psyga315, on becoming my new favorite pony.”

They’re going to turn into a vampire? Well, I’ll be a vampire with them and kick Edward’s ass! How about that for a plot change?

“Only I can be the best pony.”

Hey, what’s that over there?!

“I’ll let you be Robin next time…”