Dash:  
bursts in carrying Scoots  
Cannon:  
Dash! What did you do-  
Drako:  
Shut the fuck up!  
Open the windows  
Cannon:  
But that’ll make it cold-  
Drako:  
exactly  
open the windows  
Cannon opens windows  
Scoots:  
so cold  
Cannon:  
You’re killing her  
Drako:  
I know what I’m doing  
We have to raise her temperature slowly  
With this head injury we risk the shock causing her to loose control of her body temperature  
Cannon:  
grabs under the helmet  
Drako:  
don’t touch  
if you move the helmet you risk permanent paralysis  
The arteries are weak  
Keep the hindlegs cool  
Scoots I want you to slow your breathing  
Cannon:  
what the hell are you doing?  
Drako:  
if her body temperature goes up her arteries in the wound will swell and hemorrhage internally causing a stroke  
by slowing her body down it gives the brain opportunity to repair  
Cannon:  
but her body will die  
Drako:  
no  
not the way i do it  
mustard  
we need mustard  
Cannon:  
what why?  
Drako:  
GET MUSTARD  
cannon gets mustard  
drako rubs it on her sternum  
that controls her oxygenation  
her body can now slow down without risk  
get fresh peppermint and rub it onto the base of her hind hooves  
Cannon:  
What the?  
why?  
hands mint from nial’s bag  
Drako:  
circulation  
rubs in  
prevents frostbite and the chance of bloodclots  
Scoots:  
c-c-c-cold  
Drako:  
checks pulse  
that’s it  
remove the helmet  
Cannon, you’re more qualified for this  
Cannon:  
carefully removes helmet  
Drako:  
salt  
water  
prepares saline solution  
dresses wound  
performs pressure point on crotch  
close the windows  
wraps her in a towel  
stand back  
don’t move until i say Scoots  
…  
time goes by Scoots looks a better color  
Drako:  
examine’s Scoots eyes  
perfect recovery  
keep her wrapped up  
take her somewhere safe  
but keep her on the floor  
after an hour put her in bed  
feed her pine nuts, parsnips and mint with regular meals  
i’ll see her tomorrow  
tell her she’s not to leave her bed for a week  
Cannon:  
that was weird  
why the caution  
she doesn’t seem that bad  
Drako:  
she has a swollen artery dangerously close to her isotropic filter  
just the swelling of it was enough to paralyze her from the neck down  
she can make a full recovery but if she strains herself too hard she could go into a coma  
that’s why i’m cautious

Well, it would be nice if Rainbow Dash was just a hallucination…

@Dr_Osaka  
You win this thread.

Jeez, for running outside in this weather, she deserves a good ol’ spanking!

Scoots, you must go to the dagobah system

Awww. My heart is warmer than it should be at this time of the year. And what a wonderfully hospitable pony you are, BP. I wish there were more of your kind kind.

Greetings. I am the “other” BP, and I adore Scootalove along with thinking Scootabuse is disgusting.
 
I made tea. Do you want yours with a lemon? :)

Aww… poor Scoots. I remember that night. At least I got her home safely.

NOT A WORD, BP.