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Canterlot 11 am. Eddie Brock arrived in Canterlot, that would take some kind of interview about what happened in high school Canterlot.  
At first sight all is calm and quiet. And then Eddie saw a guy with blue hair, that was the Flash! And decided to interview him.
 
Eddie: Young man, can you give me an interview?  
Flash: No thanks. Not today!  
Eddie: In a few words!!  
Flash: I SAID NO!!! I DO NOT GIVE INTERVIEWS!!  
(Venom): Some brazen fellow!! Let’s eat him????  
Eddie: He’s a teenager, and he’s in pre-puberty.  
(Venom): Well…  
Eddie: Please tell me: How do you assess the situation that occurred yesterday evening in high school, Canterlot?  
Flash: LEAVE me alone!!! I don’t have to interview, and get your piece of paper, she annoys me!!!!!  
  • Flash ripped notebook where Eddie wrote his interview!!*  
    (Venom) : It pisses me off.! Let’s eat his hands and feet and rip his face off!!!  
    Eddie: My notebook!! Nooo.  
    (Venom): Why are you standing there like a chicken!! Let’s eat him!!  
    Eddie: No. We’re not going to eat it. Teach him a lesson.  
    Flash walked up to his car and noticed in the reflection of a huge black monster with big teeth and a long tongue!  
    Flash:  
    Venom: Hey you!!! If you freak won’t calm down and behave like a child!! we will find you, and we will eat both of your arms, and then both of your legs, and then we will eat your face right off your head. Do you understand?  
    Flash: Please,no!  
    Venom: Yes. So you will be this armless, legless, faceless thing, won’t you? Going down the street. Like a turd. In the wind. Do you feel me?  
    Flash: Who are you?  
    Venom Eddie Brock: WE… are Venom! No longer will you have?  
    Flash: I won’t!  
    Venom: Now get out!  
    Flash gets in the car and drives home with a scared face!  
    (Venom): Here is teenagers not adequate!  
    Eddie: Nothing. The main thing we taught him a lesson!
     
    It’s a reference!!!
     
    Theme: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CdcCD…  
    Theme 2: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTCeLd…  
    Vwnom by by edCOM02  
    Flash vector by jucamovi1992

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