Only one of those titles is legit and it’s the one about muffins.

Now that I’m on a mlp streak, there’s no way I’m passing up an opportunity to draw these two. The original file name was “The Commoners”, but then I realized that neither of them could be considered common.

Ditzy Doo Hooves (“Derpy”):

• Technically Derpy sort of saved Equestria in the mlp movie by accidentally getting hit by an obsidian orb and enabling Twilight and Co. to escape. They rewarded her by bestowing upon her the title “Princess of Muffins”.
  ** she wears her horn around a lot now (it’s a purple party hat from Pinkie’s “Ohmygosh-Twilight’s-a-princess-AHHHH!” party)
• Derpy’s wing feathers are really tattered and bent out of shape because of her penchant for crashing into things. The more she crashes into things, the more damaged her wings get, and thus the more she crashes into things. It’s a vicious cycle.
  ** besides that and the fact that her eyes don’t exactly point in the same direction, Derpy has smaller than normal tail feathers, so she can’t steer herself around as well as other pegasi. That’s how the whole tattered wing cycle began.
• Has a bit of earth pony blood, explaining why her tail feathers are smaller than normal and her tendency to absolutely destroy things. She’s also stronger than a normal pegasus and often can’t control her strength (resulting in even more destruction).

Dr. Time Turner Hooves (“The Doctor”, but everyone just calls him “Doc”):

• Everyone assumes he’s an earth pony, but he has traits from all three of the pony tribes, yet none of their powers.
  ** He doesn’t have a horn, but he does has a really long unicorn-style tail
  ** no wings, but a lot of feathering around his chest and back where his wings should be. For some reason, he still has a large fan of pegasus tail feathers
  ** earth pony fetlocks, but he doesn’t have any of the unnatural earth pony strength
• Basically an alicorn, minus the “-corn” part. This is what happens when you decide to stuff your soul into a clock.
• Just a really smart guy who’s unnaturally good at running away from things.

Are these two married? Are they both “Hooves” or is Dr. Hooves actually spelled Dr. Whooves?

I don’t know how many more of these I’ve got in me, but oh well. Who should I draw next? Comment below 😄
The other (legit) princesses:
Celestia
Luna
Cadence
Twilight

Art © me
Character and MLP © Hasbro and Lauren Faust (and the BBC?)