Spike: I used to be a main secondary character like you, Starlight, until I took a paper cut to the claw.
 
Starlight: Oh, I’m sorry to hea- Wait, aren’t you, dragons, covered in thick scales?
 
Spike: Yeah, but even the thickest scale will yield if given enough time and paper. I mean, have you seen just how many post it notes Twilight actually owns. I know that you’ve seen SOME of the many she has, but no where near how many she actually possesses.
 
Starlight: Oh, you’d be surprised, I’ve indeed caught brief glimpses of Twilight’s Papyrus Abyss of Obsessive Noting Taking.I
 

 
Starlight: oh, I’ve seen some sheets, Spike, I’ve definitely seen sheets of college rule lined notebook paper. I have.

@Adan Druego  
Spike: i got a papercut once by one of twilights notes..now i sence them…i am…THE CHORE DRAGON!

P: Please, step into my office.  
TS: Sweet Celestia! I need an office like this. JUST THINK OF ALL THE SPACE FOR MY NOTES AND LIST AND NOTES ABOUT MY LISTS! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 
Back in Ponyville
 
Spike: UGH!  
SG: Spike? What’s wrong?  
Spike: I-I don’t know. I think my chores sense is tingling!  
SG: Your what?

“Will you come into my parlour” said the Spider to the Fly.

Yeah, that’s not creepy at all.