When he comes home from work extra dirty

@KolpSlack  
mmmmmm…. sounds nice.

Bet she can give one hell of a French kiss.

@Background Pony #E2DD
 
@Badumsquish  
sorry to interuppt ya’ll

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@Background Pony #E2DD  
I would rather give her a name ||~~_~~

@Background Pony #6160  
@Badumsquish  
If she did, it’d probably be a Japaneighs name anyway.

@Background Pony #6160  
Doesn’t have one :P

@Badumsquish  
So she’s the species Akaname? But what’s her name?

@Background Pony #6160  
She’s an akaname. Her tongue is long, flexible, prehensile, and she licks up dirt and filth :D

@Badumsquish  
why is she using her tongue as a towel????????????????????????????

@Background Pony #8870  
WIERDLY AMAZING

@Background Pony #8870  
Not as bad as having a camera down your trachea. That’s a bad day.

@Background Pony #7C01  
Imagine how weird that’s gonna feel though…..

@Background Pony #5A82  
I would!

@Background Pony #51D5  
Probably so, buuuuuut I’m not sure if I’d want her tongue going into my stomach. XD

@Background Pony #55EB  
But could it happen with her?

@Background Pony #51D5  
That’s not so much a joke as it’s a first-person solo RP. Hot though!

@Badumsquish  
So could something like this happen?
 
>“I’m curious. How long is that thing? My measuring tape here can go up to 50 feet.”  
<“Aahhhh… so I see.” (She smirks are me.) “You’d-a better be-a prepared-a for the most-a beautiful experience of-a your life!” (She pins me down and licks the parts of me that are still unclothed, working her way closer to my mouth.) “I see you’ve-a enjoyed-a my mamma’s pizza recipe.” (She then inserts her tongue into my mouth and tries to go all the way back to my throat, but fortunately, my epiglottis and the gag reflex prevent her from doing that. She somehow manages to ease it back there so I’m more tempted to swallow it than gag it back up, but her tongue just keeps extending. It keeps going into my stomach.) “Your-a tummy so yummy! You taste-a delicious!”  
>“Aaaaaaaaah!”  
And then this happens with the other members of her neighborhood. https://youtu.be/WrkIR70soxM Her tongue then succeeds in making its way through my entire digestive system while the others keep yelling.
 
(Sorry about that if anyone’s offended; I just wanted to make a joke.)

@Badumsquish  
Trash’s natural fur color is a citrusy yellow, with an orange mane to match. But she’s so filthy most of the time that you’d never guess it.  
 
So, yeah, she’d probably get along pretty well with the Akaname.

@Background Pony #E2DD  
She’d love a pony like Trash XD
 
@Background Pony #51D5  
Twilight tried to figure out the length. It ended in a very inappropriate flirty licking and an akaname with a serious Twilight crush XD

@Badumsquish  
Exactly. It may not make it all the way through because we don’t know how long it’ll go. But we could make an assumption that it probably won’t, since she’s just too small, right?

@Background Pony #7C01  
@Badumsquish

Just give it to RedXBacon’s Trash then.  
 
She eats mouldy and/or rotten food (among other garbage) all the time. Plus, Trash is covered in filth and grime, so the Akaname would love her.

@Background Pony #51D5  
You could. Just let her have the dirty dishes XD
 
@Background Pony #51D5  
It’s currently unknown how far their tongues can go XD
 
@Background Pony #7C01  
She could but it would have no nutrition for her :P

@Badumsquish  
Would she eat moldy and expired food?

@Badumsquish  
But we have to assume her tongue can make it that far.