“Hmm… Well, sounds rather foolish to me, but you do you, lil’ perv.” Joyride says with a shrug, “Just be careful alright? Spies are sort of shady and untrustworthy by the nature of their jobs, ya know?”
Emerald nods, and then asks if maybe Joyride can teach him that copy spell.
“Some other time.” She says waving a hoof, “I really want to go get my drink on.”
Emerald considers that an easy way to get some white deer horn might be to go to another dimension where it is plentiful. He explains this to Joyride, and asks if it’s possible.
“Nah, I already checked the dimension where deers are the more numerous species. Even there White deer are rare and protected.” Joyride says with a sigh.
Emerald asks if there is a dimension where everyone is a white deer. You know, infinite dimensions and all.
“Well that would be true if there were an infinite amount of them. There are a lot, and I mean a LOT, but not infinite. It’s actually a point of discussion among…” Joyride says, but then stops herself, “Anyway, I gotta get going.”
Emerald stops her one last time and asks her what she thinks of his hairstyle.
As if looking at him for the first time, Joyride blinks twice and then laughs out loud.
“Going with a new style, eh? Got some nice fuckhandles going there, lil’ perv!”
She laughs all the way as she walks. Emerald swears he can still hear her even after she leaves his sight.
What does Emerald do?
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