I demand you learn a simple strategy called GIT GUUUD!

This reminds me of what I was doing in 2008 and 2009. I often cussed on Xbox Live and said mean things to people and those actions were hurting me, I can see why I had nightmares of graveyards often at the time since that is how I acted. I was once dreaming of being trapped in a graveyard with zombies roaming about and I was too scared to move.
 
@TaraCallie
 
I played an Xbox game (Pirates: The Legend of Black Kat) in which holding the controller upside-down is beneficial for one part, Since the controls are reversed in the part I refer to.

Not a chance bitch!! >:)

Not a chance princess >:)

Luna you’re holding the controller the wrong way