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You never forget your first.
 
Of course for Cozy, this was far from her first.

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Malis

Either we have to figure out who bleeds orange or why Equestrian ketchup is orange. It’s probably because of their use of select ingredients or rather without them, namely not meat products perhaps.
 
Sweet Apple Mash Potatoes: The Ketchup-ing
 
 
“You monster! Who puts ketchup on mash potatoes?!” A Reviewer*
 
%*Recently reported as missing.%
Frost Giant
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

cold and cruel
@Background Pony #771F  
You do realize healthy males in their prime produce millions of sperm cells on a daily basis and constantly feel the need to release them, abstinence may work for some but its highly unrealistic and unfair to hold everyone to the same standard. Howsoever Sex-ed is a merely a chapter of a Health Class session and should not be treated as its own separate subject. It’s important to teach young adults about healthy and safe sex, so that everyone is able to explore themselves however and as much as they want to without hurting themselves, it’s not our fault if they don’t listen.
Background Pony #A0D9
@cheezedoodle  
Virginity. Also, disregard what David said, since sex-ed is absolutely useless. If you can opt-out, do so. All you need to know is that the key fits in the keyhole and that you shouldn’t just stick keys anywhere, since sometimes those keyholes are grimy. Or if you’re female, other way around. But anyway, yeah, follow what your great-grandparents say about abstinence and you shouldn’t have to worry about STDs/STIs. REAL health class is way more useful and informative, but is generally mandatory anyway. Instead of sex-ed, they ought to teach the basic signs and symptoms of all illnesses, since often people don’t realize that their symptoms are worse than they are simply because they’re ignorant of what they can mean.
Frost Giant
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

cold and cruel
@cheezedoodle  
By the way I didn’t mean to sound condescending when I mentioned the health class, but when you requested I explain it to you as if you were 5 specifically, even though you’re more than likely an adult, most 5-year-olds are misinformed or unlearned on basic anatomy and reproductive cycles, I take everything literally and wanted to appeal to your wishes so I had to assume you didn’t already know about the issue, even though you may genuinely know the subject material.
Frost Giant
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition

cold and cruel
@cheezedoodle  
The description said “you never forget your first” which has almost always pertained to a more lewd activity (you’ll eventually learn more about in health class, that is assuming you don’t already know). Unfortunately “first” was too broad of a subject because the op was pertaining to homicide, and me being as cynical and disillusioned about human perversion I misinterpreted the op’s text. English is one language where the same words can have a different meaning and “her first”,even though she’s been shown in the show itself to have psychotic homicidal and distrustful tendencies it sounded more rapey to me, but that was just a poor perspective.