SHUT UP AND BUY SOME COOKIES!

C’MON YOU FILLIES YA WANNA LIVE FOREVER?!!?

if spike decided to take the gem back

Tag-a-Long is the name of one type of girl scout cookies. That’s almost as bad a male name as using Artemis for Luna.
 
Works just fine for a girl scout, though.

@Background Pony  
Not official, just landed upon in >>224325, since they’re a type of girl scout cookie.

So… is Tag-a-long the official name or something?
 
I think I preferred the other proposed name of Ginger Snap better. Tagalong is the name for R63 Scootaloo.

“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE FILLY SCOUTS, AND I’VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS CAMPING TRIPS, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED BADGES. I AM TRAINED IN COMMUNITY SERVICE AND I’M THE TOP SELLER OF COOKIES IN MY SCOUT TROOP. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER OUTSIDER. I WILL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME OVER THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF SCOUTS ACROSS EQUESTRIA AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, MAGGOT. THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD, KID. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT’S JUST WITH MY BARE HOOVES. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN CANOEING, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF UTILITY KNIVES AND SPADES AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE CONTINENT, YOU LITTLE SHIT. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE “CLEVER” COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR FUCKING TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDN’T, YOU DIDN’T, AND NOW YOU’RE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU GODDAMN IDIOT. I WILL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT. YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD, KIDDO.”