“Mosquito Q”
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For those who don’t know, male mosquitoes don’t bite. Female mosquitoes do, and they don’t drink your blood for nutritional value; it’s only for reproductive purposes. So every time a mosquito bites you and lays eggs that hatch, they’re technically your offspring, too.
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Ive been to the more tropical part of Maui, So according to her logic I’ve been gang raped dozens of times in quick succession
Mosquito: “Bzzzz I found you Pinkie, PAY YOU CHILD SUPPORT!”