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…what you said.
Agreed.
Whoa that’s pretty hardcore.
I don’t think I could rape somebody for trying to sell me into slavery. Kill? Possibly, especially if there was no order or law and she was doing it to others. Beat up? Hell yes. But rape is a bit extreme.
I don’t believe in rape as a punishment, but trying to sell me into life-long slavery justifies it. Bitch.
>a semi-delusional lightning bruiser kidnaps me and tries to sell me at the slave market
>”You are angry, Anon. You are angry. Ok, I get that… I get it… I mean, without friends, who the fuck are we? There was a time where I would do anything for my wingpony, you know? First time I ever went fast was for my wingpony… But that was not enough for her, nononononono please… You see the thing about our loved ones, right? Our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE you every fucking time. So they say to me, they say “Dust! Dust! Who the FUCK is it going to be!? Them, or me!? ME, or THEM!?” Hehehehe… Like, you know, like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice.”
Its her military wannabe vs. my marine training. I have confidence I would overpower her relatively quickly. And in foresight that also means a free trip to equestria, the only downside being potentially being sold into slavery, so its a win/win.
Sorry for not being gentlemanly, but she asked for it.
My headcanon has ponies at roughly the same weight as humans. Basically, because of their posture, they would be shorter (their head just above the average person’s waist) but would still have roughly the same mass. For this reason, weather or not a human could overpower a pony (Or vice versa) would depend on the physical strength and skill of both individuals.
That being said, Lightning Dust is an Athlete with military aspirations. In fact, her inability to join the Wonderbolts had less to do with her physical capabilities then with her brash personality. That said, I feel she would be able to easily overpower a single, average human.
I was speaking on a scale of humans in general, not myself specifically.
Talking about myself, yes, fighting off this foolish feather-brain with my machine army would be exquisitely easy! Then I can see what happens when you power robots with ponies instead of woodland critters.
but you have metal sonic and a whole mess of other robots including giant robots. You should be more than a match for firefly and a few diamond dogs.
If we’re huge, towering over the average pony, we could just beat the crap out of most attackers easily.
If we’re just a little bit bigger than a diamond dog, we’ll still gonna do fine.
If ponies are approx. same size as us, then fighting is gonna be much harder, especially with the dogs being even bigger.
If we’re any smaller, shit is fucked.
My headcanon has always been that a 5’ 10” or so human’s waist would match up with the top of a pony’s head, making us larger than them without being too huge. Even with things like pets and objects scaling down to match ponies, I think we’d still be decently large scale-wise if randomly inserted into Equestria.