Name: Minstrel Custard  
Nickname(s): Min, Minny (only certain people can call him that)  
Age: 25  
Birthday: November 20  
Parents: (EqG) Lyra Heartstrings and Bon Bon  
Siblings: Dulcimer Taffy (younger brother)  
Spouses: Philia Agape Armet and Sheltering Hooves  
Children: Poison Sweets (daughter), Pixie Monster (future daughter), Ladybug (future daughter), Farnam Mouse (future son)  
Personality:  
In a world of sunshine, rainbows, friendship, and love, Minstrel Custard sticks out like a glaring black hole. The complete opposite of what most ponies stand for, he is a cold-hearted, sadistic killer. He has no reservations about taking the lives innocent young ponies for his own twisted ends, being nearly devoid of empathy and far removed from sanity. It’s a miracle anyone would love a murderous psychopath like him, but Minstrel somehow managed to end up with a pretty loving family. His spouses and children are the only ponies he feels any genuine love and empathy towards, but even they know he’s a pretty sick fuck.