@Brass Beau  
Ok.

@Background Pony #02D7  
I have no way of reconciling that with my headcanon.

@Brass Beau  
Also what do you think of the sequel to this picture? Url link posted in the description to this picture.

@Background Pony #02D7  
And now I’m picturing Rainbow trying to hide what’s happening from her friends and Zephyr mistaking her behavior for excitement. Rushing into the theater. Pulling Zephyr behind a door at a restaurant. Speeding home hoping no one sees she’s with him. Then Zephyr says, “Time for some fun,” and as Rainbow starts to freak out he turns on the television and boots up a game because Zephyr Breeze may be an idiot but he understands consent under duress isn’t good enough. Afterwards he and Rainbow actually do start to bond and even though she finds him annoying, she realizes there’s more to him than cheesy lines and stupid hair.
 
And now I’m satisfied.

@Brass Beau  
She is FAR! to ashamed to tell any of her friends that she lost a bet to Zephyr.

@Background Pony #02D7  
I have trouble believing Rainbow wouldn’t complain about it non-stop so that all of the girls know.

@Brass Beau  
She doesn’t know anything.

Fluttershy would chastise the hell out of Zephyr before things went that far.

And then, when Rainbow discovered Zephyr meant Mario Kart when referring to “fun stuff”, she blurted out she’d expecting him to blackmail her into having sex. Not wanting to ruin their date by denying her request, Zephyr did so. And that is how your mom and dad became a couple.