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Description
>Anon the nerfcenary
>Need a pony bonked at range?
>”Do not point at people”™ missile launcher
>Need a crowd booped with ruthless precision?
>Semi-auto beltfed gattler
>Need to keep the deer from stealing your crops?
>After a few patrols, they will flee from the mere sound of the Flintstone engine propelling the Nerfhog battlescooter
orig >>1253787
>Need a pony bonked at range?
>”Do not point at people”™ missile launcher
>Need a crowd booped with ruthless precision?
>Semi-auto beltfed gattler
>Need to keep the deer from stealing your crops?
>After a few patrols, they will flee from the mere sound of the Flintstone engine propelling the Nerfhog battlescooter
orig >>1253787
The very existence of nerf guns proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to boop those poners over there, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”
Well, it might have ended right there, but he mentioned it to his friend. His friend who was good with tools. And about a month later, he was back. “Hey, quite a concept!” BOOP!
And of course the Hasbro heard about it, and they came around. “We’d like to buy about five hundred-thousand of them please. We have some people we’d like to boop . Give us five hundred thousand and paint them blue and bright orange.”