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>Time it so I show up the day after Hearts & Hooves Day.
>Now I have a whole year for my evil plan.
>Twist has a crush on me.
>String her along.
>Never return her love, but don’t shoot her down either.
>Drop her some crumbs of affection.
>Make her think she has a chance.
>Keep this up for the whole year.
>Hearts & Hooves Day returns…my year is almost up.
>Blushing nervously, Twist gives me her H&H Day Valentine.
>In front of the whole class.
>*“Will you be my very thpecial thomepony?”*
>Utterly destroy her.
>”What makes you think I’d ever want an ugly, lisping retard?”
>”Nopony will ever want to be with a bridge troll like you!”
>”I’d rather lick a hydra’s toe cheese than kiss you!”
>”You should just throw yourself off the Ponyville hydroelectric dam.”
>Twist is emotionally ruined.
>Bawling her eyes out, humiliated in front of her classmates.
>Miss Cheerilee just stands there, speechless.
>Even Diamond Tiara & Silver Spoon feel bad for her.
>Trot out, like a BOSS.
>Never look back.
>At midnight, my year as a colt is up.
>Return to being human.
>Zero fucks given about Twist’s broken heart.
I can totally see a win-win situation on Option 2 for some people . . .