Subjects of Equestria! We are pleased to kick off the Nightmare Night Festivities and the 14th anniversary of the return of our beloved Princess Luna! Join us in celebration!
Any burger a pony gives you is not going to be an actual burger. Sorry, but I do not eat fake meat. Any burger you give me better be one hundred percent beef.
But why would I want to turn into a pony? Hands and fingers are superior tools for petting ponies and scratching their bellies and ears, and making them more burgers and pancakes.