amen, motherfricker

Can’t we all just look at the cute nun pone and admire her resolve?

@Background Pony #A574  

 
Bro needs to update his rhyme book

@Barry Tone  
R u rapping

GOD BAD GOD BAD

@Background Pony #1614
 
Shitting on the beliefs of people that actually hold them together is not kind or polite. There’s a reason why your kind of attitude is called “cancer.” Often (if not every time) that I’ve gone against the word of God, I’ve ended up feeling horrible and sometimes I’d have nightmares from it. I don’t enjoy literally dreaming of rotten skeletons of actual people on the sides of the road, and whatnot. Yes, I’ve had nightmares similar to that many times.
 
Obviously God can’t “save” Nun Pony, but it’s because Nun Pony is fictional. There’s more to life in here than you have yet understood.
 
You never read the book of Joshua, did you… Even if you don’t believe in YHWH*, at least realize where the source material’s coming from. God gave the land of Israel to Israel out of the hands of many other kings, when Israel couldn’t fight them all. The Israelites didn’t gain the land through might, they gained it through following YHWH; the Israelites wouldn’t have been able to fight everyone.
 
BTW, if you read the Bible from a modern English perspective in 21st century context, that completely ignores and mitigates the context and meaning that the original text had; meaning which doesn’t always transfer well to modern day society. Not that I have a 100% clear picture of it in my head, but you might as well be mixing oil and water. Ancient Hebrews from about 1200 BC - 500 BC had different ways of perceiving the world than we often do.
 
Oh, and you don’t seem to like Nun Pony; it looks like you just want a Pony version of a female Duke Nukem.
 

@Background Pony #1614  
It was only a matter of time until a Redditor showed up. Don’t forget to tip your fedora.

@PonyQuarantine  
Watch out. We’ve got a badass here.

@Background Pony #1614  
Okay, buckaroo.

hn. First off, the pic is good. But the religion thing is blech. I can not and will not ever understand the silliness of it. AInt no god to help u lil miss nun pony. BUt if she is in any way a badass, she dont need no stinking non existant god. ONly her guns and her own sheer badassitude.

@Blurrystep  
This.

@Blurrystep  
I don’t like killing, but when done righteously, it is a chore like any other.

This actually makes me think of–well, I have read that the Royal Navy has a ritual each time a ship puts to sea with a new crew. The ship’s chaplain gathers all the new sailors together and leads them in what has become a ritual.
 
Chaplain: “What shall ye fear, when God the Father is with us?”  
Sailors: “We fear nothing!”  
Chaplain: “What shall ye fear, when God the Son is with us?”  
Sailors: “We fear nothing!”  
Chaplain: “What shall ye fear, when God the Holy Spirit is with us?”  
Sailors: “WE FEAR NOTHING!”

We can’t expect God to do all the work.

@Background Pony #C834  
You can buy the box set that comes with a VHS in the comic book equivalent of the rumble bin.

Back in the 1990s there was a comic title called “Warrior Nun Areala,” of which this put me in mind.

Love a good sermon before bad assery is about to ensue!

From the look of things, she’s about to get really holy. >_>