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Man it feels good to look rich
 
I know most rich dudes are around boomer age, and “most” ladies would prefer to go out with a guy who is “ripe” enough, whatever that means. Probably not as true as what those podcasts, interviews, and commentaries would say. And even if it was true, why? Let’s say I am 40 with big bag of bucks and a bunch of mid 20 year olds start flooding to me to marry me or something. You know how many years I would have staying with some young lady before I start laying in a coffin? Around 30-40 years, especially since the male life span is shorter than female life spans, at least based on average statistics. Yeah, this isn’t something I would want. In fact, I feel like the ladies would mainly be there for the money so they can spend the extra 20-30 years going out with the girls in high fashion while I am stuck in hell or something

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