Well now she is just making this too easy. You ask if HERB ever had a crush on our little PILEUS, giving her some nudges and a few eyebrow raises.
 
Still not looking at you HERB says,
 
Um… Well, we used to be together, once…
 
Well that you didn’t expect! You find yourself unable to hold back a tide of questions. For how long? Why’d you break up? How as he in bed?
 
EMERALD HERB POULTICE flushes and sputters for a little bit before saying,
 
I… Uh… W-we weren’t together very long! He, I… I mean we just figured out that we weren’t each others type is all…
 
To this you burst out laughing, causing HERB to jump. The laughter echos for a few seconds, and when it finally dies down you tell her you bet she wasn’t his type.