What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Macintosh Marauders, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Zebra….. land? (Oh it’s called Farisia) and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Equestrian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the………….. Internet? (do they even have the internet in Equestria?) Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Equestria and your pipbuck signature is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, parasprite. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Equestrian Royal Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Another Mac Marauder pic. I’m practicing perspective in this picture. I’d say I did a good job for all of them minus Doof and Twist who look bigger than they should. Can’t decide whether the Rhodesia RSA style shorts look good on them or not.

The picture itself is based on this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AULdtZ7y4c&list=PLBitIgZ_UvGE_nSHfNDjkxseubC2Kixrx&index=6
go to 0:28

Oh stop being green and grumpy Applesnack, you’ll see your apple wife and have some apple sex, and commit an apple hate crime soon enough.