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Background Pony #0463
I would too. But the fact of the matter is that evidence suggests otherwise.
TricornKing
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Personally, I never understood the whole “Oh, Celestia and Luna are the only immortal ponies out there”. Please. We’ve seen that Discord is immortal, and Celestia and Luna HAVE to have had parents at some point in time. I’d like to think that there is at least SOME immortal out there that would make a good match for Celestia, probably some King Arthur-expy type or something like that.
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The Tastiest
There’s lots of ways to immortality, at least in my headcanon. Becoming a vampire, fountain of youth, becoming a golem, turning into an alicorn, eating grapefruit everyday… Celestia doesn’t have to be alone.
Background Pony #0463
The great tragedy of Celestia’s love life is that there is only one fish in the sea - Discord - and he is the absolute last thing she’d ever want to hang out with, let alone date. Her only other option for a lasting, death-free relationship is her own sister, and as cute as that ship can sometimes be, I seriously doubt that will ever happen, ever.  
Chrysalis might also be immortal, but she’s absolutely out of the question for what I would like to think are obvious reasons.
Zombie_Trotsky
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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

I think the original Minotaur was an asshole. Iron Will isn’t.  
I think sea serpents were horrible monstrosities. Not flamboyant and having hair.  
I get what you mean though. Perhaps Cthulu was Discord’s brother and after he saw what he did, he was was like, “Wow. Dick.”  
And then Cthulu was good! :D
ThatGuyImpious
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

But then he’s OoC!  
Oh well. I’d ship it. Because otherwise she either has to fuck her sister or put up with a psychotic chaos god, because everyone else dies
Zombie_Trotsky
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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Not FiM Cthulu.  
He comes from a distant plane of existence where all his people know is hate and war, but then he sees a compassionate yet subtly depressed goddess, and decides to make amends in order for a happier life for him and her (maybe for both their people, too).  
It’s cheesy as hell, but it’s not impossible.
ThatGuyImpious
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Although, as much as I like your idea, Cthulu - pleasure beard aside - is a horrible match. The guy is a sociopath and would spend all day stomping all over ponies.
Zombie_Trotsky
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The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

The subjective parts, according to my cynical side, make me think its rebellion against female power and matriarchy.  
The objective side is rather depressing. And as much as I enjoy the thought of Cthulestia, the creators will continue making her single.
ThatGuyImpious
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Cthulu’s got that PLEASURE BEARD too.
 
And yes, my headcanon is incredibly bleak and pessimistic. Look at her life objectively and you’ll see that it IS bleak.
Zombie_Trotsky
Fine Arts - Two hundred uploads with a score of over a hundred (Safe/Suggestive)
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Noted.  
Also, why is she wearing a shirt?  
Ah, it don’t matter. None of this matters.  
She needs a companion or something that’ll live as long as her. A good man or woman.  
Someone like Cthulu.
Background Pony #0463
@ThatGuyImpious  
Your headcanon of Celestia’s personal life is remarkably bleak. Stop giving me sads. >:C
ThatGuyImpious
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

>Seen as tyrant, troll and whore  
>No friends  
>Only family and lasting friend probably hates you  
>The equivalent of your daughter will never return your love  
>Ponies will never respect you like they used to after watching you get your shit kicked by the villain of the week  
>Consult the Dairy Deity in its 1-gallon plastic palace  
>Find most tragic movie imaginable  
>Drown sorrows