You might be wondering why I took you all to my humble realm. Just take a look!
Look at all the eggs hatching from their combs, the nymphs playing in the schooling sector, the maintenance swarm keeping the Hive up and running, the cacophony of buzzes and hisses from the market area, and my stalwart army defending our home.
All of these needs sustenance in the form of ‘love’ and I found you bronies to be the perfect source for it.
Here’s the deal, as long as you can provide us with love for our living, you will be allowed to live. Are you willing to accept the offer? And don’t worry about food and accommodations in the Hive, we have that all planned out…. hehehehehehehehe
This day has been just perfect,
With you bronies our starvation’s history.
The glories of our Hive,
My changelings will all thrive,
Our future will be Shining Victory!
are starving i and im sure a lot of other people
would be willing to help.
Just . . . putting that out there. Would be a good way to increase love harvesting.
I’m not complaining, but the blood is rushing to my brain hanging upside down.
Why does everything taste green?! succumbs
Fair trade?
Here, in hive? Awesome! I always wanded to live in hive. Just tell me where is my room, shower, food and wifi.
Yes, my queen. It shall be an honor to serve you, in your radiant beauty, and to provide for the rest of your loyal subjects, one of which I shall now become.
Um… No? Go away!
I shall embolden the hive to direct conquest by teaching them to reach a similar amount of sustenance off the superiour emotions of Fear and Terror!
They will be undefeatable as a fighting force, as they will not know fear themselves!
They will be incapable of love, of fear, of sorrow, of empathy!
THEY WILL ONLY BE ABLE TO EMBRACE THE MADNESS, THE MADNESS TO KILL AND SLAUGHTER! GYAA HAAH HAAH HAAH NOW GO MY MINIONS, GO AND COVER YOUR CARAPACES WITH THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT SO YOU MIGHT ALL OFFER IT TO REPAINT MY THRONE AND DRENCH MY ARMOUR IN CELESTIA’S HOLY TAINT!!!
cough
I mean, uh, nah, sorry miss Chryssie, no dice. I need all the HOTBLOOD I can carry for future conquest!
All that is good in my life comes from my ability to seek it out for myself. If you take away my ability to enjoy life, you take away all that it is worth. I am dead, either way.
I reject you.
I don’t know.
Why am I frozen in goo?
Got a link, sonny?
Why am I in a cocoon?
Talking bomb? ANDY?!!
also, free love everywhere.
There’s actually a fanfic almost exactly about that.
Hello. I’m going to explode in 15 minutes, but I hope we can still be friends
Never leave home without one.
You probably want to get the children out first.
Runs