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“Twilight, I know you’re mad about me reading your fanfictions, but I promise it’s not what you think.”

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Background Pony #95B4
Seeing frizzed Twi in the lad coat with a gun for some reason this popped in my head.
Twi: Just tell me you’ll destroy that G sample.
Aj: No. It’s evidence. It’s going to the FBI.
Twi: You trust that Rarity bitch?
Aj: What’s that supposed to mean?
Twi: She’s not FBI, she’s a mercenary. She’s gonna sell it— The G-Virus is gonna go to the highest bidder.
Aj: That’s Horseapples.
Background Pony #AACB
The age-old dispute between the Purple and the Orange finally boiled over
Background Pony #535D
Scenario 1:
TS: “Twilight’s log, April 23rd: Experiment 2-6-2. Hypothesis: Can Applejack’s rock-hard abs actually stop a bullet?”
AJ: “Uh, Twi? Ah’m flattered n’ all, but Ah don’ think this ’s a good idea…”
Scenario 2:
TS: “Oh my God! Two Applejack’s?! Which one do I shoot???”
AJ: “There’s only one a’ me! Did ya loose yer glasses a’gin?!”
TS: “SILENCE DOPPELGANGER!”
Scenario 3:
TS: “This is the end Applejack! You and your rugged good looks have made me question my sexuality for the last time!”
Scenario 4:
TS: “Once I kill you, I’ll be the only cowgirl in the group!”
AJ: “Wha? Y’all ain’t no cowgirl!”
TS: “Sure I am: ‘yippie whippie, whippie!’”