Hello, everyone. This is your best bud, Anon, and uh as you can see, I’m… still stuck as a midget horse. But I finally figured out how to use a keyboard with hooves, so we are going to be having some Elden Ring invasions and see how we fare. Anyway, what I wanted to… wait a minute, that name; is that… ? [excited filly noises] Yeah, it’s gotta be Purple. She’s the only one who picks such a dumb fucking name. C’mere, you stupid horse, we need to have a little discussion about power abuse. Yeah, that’s fair, isn’t it, eh? Just as fair as using magic to turn an innocent human into a filly. Get wrecked, you stupid horse! Anyway, what I wanted to talk to you about is—Wait! Wait, wait! No-no-no-no-no!