@PonyLover234
Honestly, you make a fare point on Hitch being with Sunny. I thought of Hitch being with Pipp but now that I read that comment, I could say that Sunny is the best option.

Tag: “hitch trailblazer gets all the mares” LOL

@JulientFritz
I honestly don’t know who I ship Hitch with…I love his dynamic with Zipp and Misty made a sweet impression on him with her caring for Sparky, but that was more of her expending her loyalty to her new friend (🌈💨 would be proud!)…But, I really love shipping those who were childhood friends… And Sunny has stuck by Hitch’s side since they were foals and vice versa…Hitch was Sunny’s last friend before Izzy arrived and would constantly bail her out dispite her constantly breaking laws, laws that HE wrote nonetheless. Anyway, I think Misty is too shy right now and Zipp is busy with trying to balance her love of investigating and preparing to take the throne to to be wanting a relationship. Pipp seems to immature and to connected to her phone. Izzy is just Izzy, I expect her to stay unattached (though I had thought that with Pinkie Pie, The Last Problem sure proved me wrong. She was the ONLY Mane 6 member to also have a foal!)… But, Sunny… She doesn’t really have anything to really hold her back… So, if she wanted to invest in a relationship, why not with the Sheriff who has never left her side and who is always there for her now. So, yeah…I think I may be a Sunny/Hitch shipper… IDK, who do you ship? (And if anyone is a Zipp/Pipp shipper… Well, I’ll send the Lord of Chaos to haunt you and your descendants for all eternity…)

Spike: first time?

Stay strong, Hitch, and keep to your vow of brahmacharya (ब्रह्मचर्य).

He’s gonna be sleeping with them and making them pregnant. Hitch will become a dad and Zipp and Pipp will have an heir to the throne of Equestria

唉 兄弟保重

Dear Shining Armor, heeeeelp!!!! XD

@WestRail642fan
And that’s a fact

Because they put all the MILF energy into Haven

Poor Hitch death by snu snu

@Background Pony #AA21
XD jajajaja

este Hitch con una cruz diciendo: “in nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti”

Opordios esas chicas paresen poseídas selte demonio dejalas en paz

@littleman001
He probably did.

I wonder if Spike had to go through anything similar back in his days.

Welp, you know the Drill

Oh no

Poor hitch

RUN HITCH RUN…..!!!

(Later)
Hitch: Please, I need rest! The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised!

Just run and hide somewhere they won’t find you, Hitch, until the heat dies down.

@PUBLIQclopAccountant
Luckily for Hitch’s manly virtue, the mares ended up too busy fighting one another for first dibs that he could make his escape

@extremoMMV
He must remain well-hidden lest they steal his vital masculine energy. Having sex with mares is gay, after all.

Hitch: Yeah… This is the day I hide from every mare for 5 days