This is a tale of a mare on the edge, a pony who’s all but lost their way. Until one day she finds in her hooves a rocket launcher! Enjoy this tale of rejuvination, scrubification and ponification as told by the one and only Pinkieee Piiie
 
Pinkie:
 
Grandpappy! Was a Great War vet.  
And I found his bazooka set.  
In the basement with a sack of mortars.  
Yeah fool! I’m through takin’ orders.  
Took it outside and tried it out.  
Loaded a shell and fired it out.  
Across the street and into the neighbor’s kitchen.  
Now most of their house is missin’  
Buck yeah! I snatched the rockets.  
Cider truck in the scope, I locked it.  
Blew the wheels off and flipped it twice.  
Realized with this ‘zook I’m nice.
 
And I’m dancin’! (she’s dancin’!)  
With a hot damn bazooka! (Bazooka Pinkie!)  
Bazooka!(Bazooka Pinkie)  
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I set a hot one right through the doors.  
Left up a mangled pile of boards.  
I swear my haunch is lovin’ the shot.  
Tore up an A’n’W Shoppe.  
I’m blowin’ up cop cars into stock yards.  
Step up to me and my bazooka? You ain’t hard.  
Seeing the SWAT teams hiding in limousines.  
Until I blew ‘em up into smithereens.  
Yank out my mane, screamin’ and laughin’.  
Getting shot at and shootin’ back and  
Terrorizin’, pararalyzin’ bazooka baby electrifying.
 
And I’m dancin’! (she’s dancin’!)  
With a hot damn bazooka! (Bazooka Pinkie!)  
Bazooka!(Bazooka Pinkie)  
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Raid vans? You gotta be kiddin’.  
I’ll wipe out a tank. I ain’t horseshittin’.  
Call me the Crater Creator.  
Drop your ass like an elevator, big hater.  
I’ll blow a fire truck clean in half.  
(Drop your weapon) all I can do is laugh (ha ha ha)  
Who the buck are you demandin’?!  
I’ll leave a buckin’ ditch where your standin’.  
Hub news, crank it up loud.  
Imma’ turn the crowd into a mushroom cloud.  
So tune in before my next shot.  
Bazooka Pinkie blowin’ up the spot.
 
And I’m dancin’! (she’s dancin’!)  
With a hot damn bazooka! (Bazooka Pinkie!)  
Bazooka!(Bazooka Pinkie)  
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[Interlude]  
Alright everypony we need to secure the perimeter immediately!
 
Woah! Wait a minuite!
 
Who is that?!
 
Woah! Woah! Woah!
 
Get out of there!
 
For Celestias’ sake, she’s packing a bazooka! Clear the buck out!
 
And I’m dancin’! (she’s dancin’!)  
With a hot damn bazooka! (Bazooka Pinkie!)  
Bazooka!(Bazooka Pinkie)  
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