There is no spoon

SHE’S GOT A SPOON!!!  

A Spoon, I haz one…
 

SPOOOON GUARD!

I am MIGHTY! I have a glow you cannot see. I have a heart as big as the sun, as warm as bathwater. We’re not just your princesses, Were’re your protectors, man! We don’t have time to be charming! The hoofs of evil were made for walking. We’re watching the big picture, friend. We know the score. We are a public service, not glamour mares! Not captains of industry! Not makers of… things! Keep your vulgar monies. We are a justice sandwich, no toppings necessary! Living rooms of Equestria, do you catch my drift? Do… you… dig?

this not an exaggeration or an alteration. this was in fact the entirety of a post on the insane pony thread. just the one word. in all caps.

Well I have a fork. BAM SON!

you are the little spoon in the relationship

Yes, SPOON.

To imagine her saying this in a fit of pure whimsy is heart-stoppingly precious.
 
here you go, Celly.  

Princess Celestia is the Tick? I guess that makes sense.

does the pwincess want her spoony woony?  
…  
wtf

@googoojagoo  
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF! If only I were quicker.

SMOOCH.

Moon