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“Who put you on the planet? Ugh!”
“Watcha gonna do ’bout it faggot?”
What the buck did you just bucking say about me, you little foal? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal guards, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on the changelings, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in parasprite warfare and Im the top flyer in the entirety of the wonderbolts . You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the buck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Dirtville, mark my bucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Equestria and your cutie mark is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, parasprite. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your magic. Youre bucking dead, colt. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unwinged combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Luna batponies and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass (no offenses) off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the bits, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re bucking dead, kiddo.
Snips, snails [and puppy dog tails] - that’s what little boys are made of.
Sugar, spice [and everything nice] - that’s what little girls are made of.
Here
And here
(with variations)
Last two links are from Encyclopedia Dramatica, which is pretty NSFW. Don’t visit these links if you’re easily offended.