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>You are Dusty Miller
>A royal guard gallops up to the princess shouting, “Your highness!”
>As Twilight turns around the guard gasps out, “There’s a group of armed Caribou demanding our undivided surrender!”
>”Caribou?” Twilight asks before her eyes grow wide as if she just remembered leaving a stove on, “Wait, are they aren’t carrying collars are they?”
>”Collars, your highness?”
>Twilight turns to the Pegasus in charge, “I apologize but I have something vital to attend to,” before spreading her wings and flying off to the castle.
Gem flaps over to you, having received an apple from somewhere.
As the armored pegasi continue to pull their friends from the wreckage you watch their leader wander toward a near by tree. The mare reaches out her hoof and begins running it along the bark as if she’s fascinated by it.
>”Who are they?” Gem asks.
“No idea”
You observe the mare.
>Lieutenant Commander Stratus HP: 12/168
>Kick 40 95%
>Gun! 90% (Winger {pistol} 26)3/5
>Sky defend accuracy 90%
+Flying -low self confidence -fascination with botany despite being unable to grow anything
You both wander closer to the mare as she inspects the tree. Eventually one of her mares in the armor lands behind her.
>The armored mare behind her asks, “Ma’am, are we really just going to take the alicorn at her word? I’ve seen ghouls and mutants here.”
>Without taking her eyes off of the tree, Stratus answers “We’re home petty officer Skyline, this is either the past or we’ve met our eternal reward for a lifetime of servitude.”
>”Ma’am, we all saw the chronometers’ readings, we kept jumping further and further into the future. whenever something else entered the vortex after us. And I doubt that in the afterlife I would have my eyes poked out by a mare ransacking all of our MREs just to steal the First Stike bars from them with her mirelurk hybrid friend!”
>”You’re eyes healed when we exited the void into this landscape did they not?”
>”They!.. Yes they did, and I admit it was miraculous, but seeing Hoofington burned, 96 destroyed. If we died our Cloudship shouldn’t have come with us.”
>”And you should have died in the crash. That pipe was thrust directly into your throat, but it only gave you a cough. I’m sure the princess will give us more information in due time.”
The armored pegasus rolls her eyes and begins walking off, but upon seeing you she stops.
>Scrunching her nose end squinting her eyes the mare maliciously barks, “Away from us Mutant filth! Keep your tainted DNA away from us!”

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