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And suddenly Rarity gets an aneurysm.

@Background Pony
 
leave it to my my dumb ass not to read all the comments before doing this exact same thing WELP.

Hello mares,  
look at your stallion,  
now back to me,  
now back at your stallion,  
now back to me.  
Sadly, he isn’t me,  
but if he stopped listening to an iron-on tatoo on his flank and started hoarding everything he wanted, he could seem like me.  
Look down,  
back up,  
where are you?  
You’re on a train with the dragon your stallion could be like.  
What’s in your hoof,  
back at me.  
I have it,  
it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love.  
Look again,  
the tickets are now marshmallows.  
Anything is possible when your stallion acts like a dragon.  
I’m on an alicorn.
 

Hello, Rarity.
 
Look at your stallion, now back to me. Now back to your stallion. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me. But if he stopped eating plants and started eating gems, he could be more like me.
 
What’s in your hoof? Back at me. I have it! It’s two VIP tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala! Look again! THE TICKETS ARE NOW DIAMONDS!!
 
…
 
[Voracious eating noises.]

…Lookin’ good Spike Lookin’ REAL good?

@RIG  
Google it. You’ll have a clue.

@BigMax  
who?

@RIG  
It’s Robert Liefeld. What did you expect?

@EvilTon  
dude…that is not awesome anymore…IS JUST PLAIN CREEPY!

@RIG @Lefty643  
Bitches, please.  
 
He’s so muscular he shouldn’t even be.

Now he can score with anthro’ Rarity.

Not quite as muscular as this guy:
 

Looking good

DRAGON SPICE BODY SPRAY IS TOO POWERFUL TO STAY IN ITS OWN COMMERCIAL!

you call that muscles? check this out  

They could be bigger.