Ol Spikezilla was hopping around,
Canterlot city like a big playground.
When suddenly Discord burst from the shade
and hit Spikezilla with a choc grenade.

Spikezilla got pissed and began to attack,
But didn’t expect to be blocked by Mac.
Who proceeded to open up a can of Macfu,
when Nightmare Moon came out of the blue

And she started beating up Big Macintosh
When Discord ran over them with a big squash.
But before he could fly and go back in his stone grave,
Mayor Mare jumped out, standing fierce and brave,

And took a Pinkie Party Cannon right from under her mane,
And blew Discord away which then cried out in pain,
But she ran out of bullets and she ran away
Because Pinkiemus Prime came to save the day!

This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Harmony.
Ponies, Dragons, and Crusaders, as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Harmony

Spikezilla took a bite out of Pinkiemus Prime
Like Shining Armor took a bite out of crime,
But then Mac came back covered in a wagon track,
But then Prince Blueblood went and jumped on his back.

And Discord was hurt and tryin to get steady
When Mayor Mare came back and holdin a Machete.
But suddenly something caught her leg and she tripped,
Daring Do ran out and took her out with her whip.

Then she saw Spikezilla sneaking up from behind
And she reached for her gun which she just couldn’t find,
Cause Discord stole it and he shot and he missed
And Blueblood deflected it with a brofist

Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Mayor Mare ran and tried to pole vault
Onto Pinkiemus Prime but they collided in the air
And they both got hit by a Fluttershy stare.

This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Harmony.
Ponies, Dragons, and Crusaders, as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown…

Ponies sang out, in an orgasming aria,
Down from the heavens, descended Molestia.
Who could make a pony cry, screaming in delight,
And then she shaked her flank, right in Daring Do’s sight.

Who fell over on the ground, without a clue,
As Discord changed back, into a statue,
But Molestia saw through his clever disguise,
And crushed his stone head, in between her thighs.

Then, Rainbow the Loyal and Twilight the Bright and,
Applejack and Rarity and a Canterlot Knight.
And the bringer of the sun, the princess of the moon,
Then Carrot Top, Derpy Hooves and that brat Silver Spoon.

Featherweight, Hoity Toity, Granny Smith and Photo Finish,
Blue Harvest, Apple Fritter, every Cutie Mark Crusader.
Pumpkin Cake and Apple Dumpling and Bon Bon,
Snips and Snails, and Lyra Heartstrings.

All came out of nowhere lighting fast
And kicked Molestia and her sexy ass,
It was the bloodiest battle the land ever saw,
With ponies looking down in total awe.
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed but eventually
The champion stood the rest saw their better,
Steven Magnet in a bloodstained sweater.

This is the Ultimate Showdown, of Ultimate Harmony.
Ponies, Dragons, and Crusaders, as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown…
This is the Ultimate Showdown…
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Harmony