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Could use a bit of fixing, but old Spongebob references are always appreciated.
You got the genders wrong.
Narrator: The New Adventures of Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. [we see a long line to the Sweet Apple Acres] In a familiar restaurant, in a familiar part of town, a call goes out in frustration.
Soarin’:Will you hurry up?
Narrator:A call that would normally be answered by Ponyville’s semi-retired champions. If they weren’t the ones causing the problem.
Princess Celestia:Let’s see… I wanna, no. [Shows a brief shot of Sweet Apple Acres] I wanna, [camera returns to Princess Celestia] uh, no, uh, hmmm…
Applejack:Ma’am, will you please order already? You’re holding up the line!
Rainbow Dash:[whispering in Princess Celestia’s ear] Psst. Hey, Princess Celestia, get a Apple Pie.
Princess Celestia:I’ve made my decision.
Line of Customers:Hooray!
Princess Celestia:One Apple Pie for me and a Pear Cake for the Luna.
Princess Luna:Now, wait just a darn minute.
Line of Customers:Awww!
Princess Luna:I don’t want a Pear Cake. I want an adult size Apple Pie.
Princess Celestia: Apple Pie is too big for you. You’ll never finish it.
Princess Luna:Don’t you see what you’re doing? You’re treating me like a child.
Granny Smith:Luna’s eyes are bigger than his stomach. [laughs]
Princess Luna:And that’s another thing, I’m not a child! I’m so old with this.
Applejack:[snickering] One Pear Cake and for you to self.
Princess Luna:I’m One Thousand years old and I want a Apple Pie!
Princess Celestia:Pear Cake is getting cold. Shall I feed you?
Princess Luna:Feed this, old man! [slaps Pear Cake out of Princess Celestia’s hooves]
All except Celestia and Luna:Ooooooooh.
Princess Luna:I’m tired of playing second banana to a man who wears a bra! From now on, I want to be called Queen Luna about know as Nightmare Moon, I’m through protecting citizens that don’t respect me!
Rainbow Dash:I respect you, Princess Luna!
Princess Luna:That’s Queen Luna about known as Nightmare Moon! I… Ohh… forget you people. I say if you’re not going to give me the respect I want as a hero, then maybe you’ll give me respect as a villain. A villain who is… evil.
Rainbow Dash:Evil?
Applejack, Granny Smith, Rarity, & Pinkie Pie:Evil? [Princess Celestia does nothing but smile, so Granny Smith slaps her]
Princess Celestia:Evil!
Princess Luna:I am crossing over… to the dark side! [points to dark side of Sweet Apple Acres]
Granny Smith:Why should I waste money lighting the whole store? [villain car comes in, shows brief shot of License Plate (MEAN 2 U), then the window opens revealing King Sombra and Queen Chrysalis in the car]
Queen Chrysalis:Did someone say evil?
Rainbow Dash:Sweet Celestia! It’s Princess Celestia and Princess Luna’s arch enemies: King Sombra and Queen Chrysalis! [Princess Luna gets in villain car]
Princess Luna:Nighty night, you old goat!
Princess Celestia:Nighty-night!
Nightmare Moon: We did it, we won! This day belongs to E.V.I.L.! [approaches the fallen Princess Celestia] You’ve lost Princess Celestia, and the superhero and super-villain rules say you have to give in to my demands.
Celestia: Okay, what do you want?
King Sombra: World domination! Tell her we want world domination!
Queen Chrysalis: And make her eat dirt! Hahaha! [Sombra stares at her] In addition to the…domination thing.
Nightmare Moon: Number one, I want to be treated like a Queen, not a Princess. Number two, I want to be called Queen Luna. And number three…
Sombra: Come on, world domination!
Nightmare Moon:turns back to Luna I want an adult-sized Apple Pie.
Chrysalis: [she and Sombra are shocked] Did you hear her say anything about eating dirt?
Queen Luna: Need a hoof, superpal? [both start to get tears in their eyes as they grab and shake hooves.]
Celestia: Good to have you back on the side of justice, Lulu. Let’s go get you that Apple Pie! [leaves with Luna]
Sombra: Was that it? Oh, that’s sickening.
Crysalis: Oh, this reminds me of the time I went to Cancun with Cozy Glow. Oh, they had these papaya drinks that were to die for!
Sombra: [while Chrysalis is talking] Oh, shut up!
Nighmare Moon, Queen Chrysalis and King Sombra:Rumble and Scootaloo, sittin’ in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Queen Chrysalis:Oh! Shine the flashlight in that car, King Sombra!
King Sombra:Haha, with pleasure!
Button Mash:Hey fellas, that’s not cool.
Princess Celestia:Leave those young lovers alone!
King Sombra:Well, if it isn’t Princess Cell ate ia! You’v save us the trouble of tracking you down!
Princess Celestia:You fiends can’t win! You’re outnumbered!
King Sombra:You senile bag of pony paste! There are three of us and only one of you!
Pinkie Pie:Make that two!
King Sombra:The Luickster!
Applejack:Three!
Nightmare Moon:Commander Slicer!
Pinkie Pie:Four!
Queen Chrysalis:The Elastic Rubber Band!
Rarity:Five!
Nightmare Moon, Queen Chrysalis and King Sombra:M-M-Mare Appear!
Princess Celestia:And me makes ten, I think.
King Sombra:Uh-oh.
Queen Chrysalis:I don’t have a good feeling about this.
Nightmare Moon:Oh, there goes our toy deal.
Princess Celestia:Super Acquaintances, attack!
Nightmare Moon:Oh no, please, mercy!
Applejack: Brakatoa!
Rainbow Dash:Ah! Ah! Ah! Get it off! Get it off! Get it Off! Get it off! Get it off!
Pinkie Pie:I’ll save you Luickster, Ahh!
Princess Celestia:I’ll cool you off, Luickster, with one of my water balls! Aha!
Applejack:Huh?! No, no,no, I’m not the Luickster! I’m Commander Slic… er…
Rarity:Well, I guess it’s up to me! I’ll sneak over… unseen…… and catch them by surprise. Ahhhh! Boom!
Rainbow Dash:Get it off! Get it off! Whew… I’m glade I’m glade that’s over!
No, that was Fluttershy went to the dark side!
EEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIL!!!1!
Hello, reupload the picture you had deleted it yesterday!
Well why waste money lighting the whole store?
I’ll work on that one…