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“I was trained in the literary arts by the greatest mind of our generation: a hallucinating beagle!”
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He was a member of the Florida Panthers, but then his team sucked so much they were all turned INTO panthers. This particular member made a habit of stealing from uneventful neighborhoods. XD
Wait, was the Panther a hockey player? Or was it one then the other?
And then, A PANTHER ATTACKED!!! I was suddenly mugged by a Florida hockey player!
“It was a cold and snowy day…”
“with it flashing itself, it was flashing, the night was flashing, it even mooned me. It was obvious, it wanted something from me^, and I knew the the answer. It’s sex time”
“I wanted to have sex with the night.”
I was going to, but I was pretty sure this line predated Peanuts. XD