Not a cloud in the sky,
It’s a beautiful day!
Everywhere I fly,
Things are goin’ my way!

Got a bag of full of mail
and sweet delivering skills!
Cause I’m the best Mail Mare
in PonyVille!

Oh, the smells are enticing!
Is that poppy or nut?
These look so appetizing-
They’d go great in my gut!

And if they’d taste so exquisite
as I dream that they might,
I could stuff my face full…
but that wouldn’t be right…

Cause I’m a Mail Mare pony, one who’s taken an oath!
I made a vow that I’m bound to uphold!
And neither rain, heat nor snow, nor cupcakes, muffins or both,
Can break my word! I’m undeterred by all those…

Fluffy, tasty muffins, topped with seeds and filled with fruit!
Just one tantalizing whiff is all it takes.
So delectably delicious (and effectively nutritious!),
It’s no wonder they’re the only thing I bake!

Just a solitary nibble- Just the teensiest of crumbs-
Turns my body limp and weak around the knees…
Just one taste and then I’ll go! One small bite- They’ll never know!

Or a big bite… Or maybe two or three!

All the muffins have gone missing!
All the muffins were misplaced!
Were there five? Or six?
I haven’t got a clue!

Now I have an eerie inkling,
of a memory erased,
That I may have had a bite or two-
Then swallowed- I forgot to chew-
And seven muffins later,
I just don’t know what to do!

All I’ve got’s an empty package to deliver! Will they know
its tasty pastries are no more?
Will they notice that there’s nary one last muffin left to show?
Derpy, think! DERPY, THINK you little muffin-thieving horse!

I could gauge the weight of muffins and replace it all with rocks!
Then I’d seal it all back up and PROBLEM SOLVED!
Of course, until they open up the box, and find it filled right up with rocks,
and from the hoof prints, tell I’d been involved…!

I could toss it in a river! Maybe bury it in sand!
Say I’d lost it! Wait- That sounds delinquent, too!
Every possible excuse is too easy to deduce!
The only tack’s to tell the truth…

Hello, my name’s Derpy Hooves…
It’s a beautiful day…
I’ve a package for you,
but I’m sorry to say…

That its muffins are gone…
And that may make you mad…
But I’ll pay you back so… it’s clear that you know
I feel bad…

…I FORGOT MY ADDRESS!
I MAILED THESE MUFFINS MYSELF!
I LIKE TO BUY THEM ONLINE-
though I usually buy twelve…

THERE’S NOT A CLOUD IN THE SKY,
AND I THINK THAT I WILL
HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY!
IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY!
IN PONYVILLE!