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Dangerous Amoeba
Duck - The world's first and only single-celled duck.

@Background Pony #E0C7  
IDK what you said, but my guess is its another slippery slope argument. I do eat animals, infact as i type there is a chicken leg still too hot for me to eat. I have also killed animals, i went to a farm and ran the knife on a goat being slaughtered. No i wouldn’t harm a human, unless they were like Joseph stalin or something. Why? becuase animals are not human, my fellow human is given my respect (if it earns it), an animal is given my pity (if it earns it).
Dangerous Amoeba
Duck - The world's first and only single-celled duck.

@Background Pony #9E39  
Then the man came back.  
Sewed the dead mammah up with babies inside.  
Then lit her on fire.  
he warmed his hand on the fierce blaze.  
waiting.  
about 30 minutes later, the fire dies.  
he cut the mare open.  
and enjoyed his warm baked foal.  
Deelishuz!
Background Pony #2289
Man approaches fluffies “What’s all this?”  
Fluffy goes over and hugs the man’s leg “Speciaw fwend n-nu wakies. S-so cowd. Be n-nyu daddeh fo f-fwuffy and ba-babbehs?”  
The man looks down at the fluffy “I don’t think so, but I will give you some help”  
The man pulls out a knife from inside his jacket.  
The fluffy recoils away. “NNUUUU!!! NUU HEWTY FWUFFY!” The babies start to chirp louder.  
The man rolls special friend onto it’s side slowly enough that the babies stay on top of her between cries. He jams the knife into her belly and tears it through her to her special place.  
“Why munsta giv speciaw fwend wowstest owwies?”  
“You’re special friend is dead, but…” he sticks the knife into the snow, grabs a baby with each hand and jams them inside their momma’s belly. “that should keep them warm until you can build a shelter. They showed it worked on mythbusters” He takes the knife, wipes it off on special friend’s fluff,returns it back into his jacket and walks off into the storm.  
Fluffy sits by speciaw fwend, hearing the babies cry about “yuckies” and “nu smeww pwetty”. Fluffy sniffling, “an fwuffy thouwt speciaw fwend smeww bad on teh owtsid”.
Background Pony #5D9B
This is wonderful…now the nasty fluffy foals will starve without mumma’s milk. All we need is somebody to toss some ice water on that stallion and it’s 100% problem solved.