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7 Months later, i finally realize that was a reference to “Some Like It Hot.” Delayed reaction, much?

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I wish there was a way you can fave comments.

Flash: I called Mama. She was so happy she cried! She wants you to have her wedding gown. It’s white lace.  
Twilight: Yeah, Flash. I can’t get married in your mother’s dress. Ha ha. That-she and I, we are not built the same way.  
Flash: We can have it altered.  
Twilight: Oh no you don’t! Flash, I’m gonna level with you. We can’t get married at all.  
Flash: Why not?  
Twilight: Well, in the first place, I’m not a natural purple.  
Flash: Doesn’t matter.  
Twilight:: I smoke! I smoke all the time!  
Flash: I don’t care.  
Twilight: Well, I have a terrible past. For seven years now, I’ve been living with a dragon!  
Flash: I forgive you.  
Twilight: [Tragically] I can never have children with you…  
Flash: We can adopt some.  
Twilight: But you don’t understand, Flash! [Exasperated, changes to an alicorn.] Uhhh, I’m a pony!  
Flash: [Looks at her then turns back, unperturbed]: Well, nobody’s perfect!

Oh god, so close to “I just like you as a friend”