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lol I just thought about a bunch of unicorns measuring and comparing their horns like they’re dick sizes :P (I might just draw that)
Think it spawned from a silly animation error where rarity had a smaller horn, and now there’s a subsection that actually takes this seriously, ie Luna’s horn-to-size ratio is bigger than Celestia’s so she’s got to be more powerful.
lol I haven’t heard that, thanks :D hahahaha
I lol @ the parts of fanon that say the horn size matters. Like Roid’s wings. Harr!
CLEARLY YOU MUST NEED SOME SORT OF TOPICAL ENHANCEMENT CREME
NOW COME OVER HERE SO I MAY STROKE THY HORN UNTIL ENLARGED
Having Twilight around I think is why everyone forgets that their mages are highly specialized in their arsenal of spells.
Having a unicorn as my personal oc, I wholeheartedly agree :D
The oddest thing is when bronies call my OC lame for not having that much magical endowment. :P
THIS! Yes a 1000 times THIS!
This is the Internet AND ponies!
It doesn’t get much more serious than this because this is really really SRS BSNS!
Get out of here, filthy casual.
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Are you guys serious?
I guess the pegasi have the biggest advantage which of course is the ability to fly and walk on clouds. And no, your unicorn OC can’t summon wings or self levitate. Hell, even Twilight had to struggle to make those fragile wings for Rarity and it took so much of her energy that she had to find an easier spell for the rest of her friends. Still that doesn’t seem to stop these certain people and we will have them saying “lololol unicorns can just use magic to fly and teleport whenever they want hurr durrr unicorn mastah raec”
@Niggoslav_Krawczyk
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And you know what we can do that ponies can’t?
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д´)凸ph34r the power of ZE GRYPHON MASTER RACE, KAMERAD!
Oh don’t worry, I have a plan. You see, there’s this one unicorn who loves humans, and seeing how you’re one of those things, we can easily convince her to work for us.
Don’t get cocky, birdman (wait, is that racist?). I agree that hands are awesome, but those unicorns can break every bone in our precious hands with their friggin’ minds.
wiggles talon/fingers mockingly NYEH!
in your dreams maybe
in your dreams…
Hah! You ponies are hilarious. Laugh now. The next century belongs to the griffins, for one reason, and one reason only.
We have hands. You don’t.
>implying
Okay, argument two: Evil Ghosts.
Without the coddling of unicorn magic, we’ll develop TECHNOLOGYYYYYYYYYYY that can use gamma rays or some shit to protect us against solar flares and a planetary laser defense system for the meteors. :D
The show actually doesn’t have competition or combat, but if that were the case, the cruel limitations of unicorn magic would be apparent.
Don’t try to hold a hostile earth pony in place with a telekinesis field. They’ll shatter it like glass and K.O. the unicorn maintaining it from the sheer mental strain.