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lies, etc etc, bamboozlery, etc etc, dat bitch, etc etc, bomb hasbro etc etc
Ha! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!
Dicks dicks dicks but buts
Eye-butt’d?
No I didn’t. Why?
Because I’m a zombie. Zombies can’t type.
So who wrote that?
IT WAS YOU! YOU GOT INTO THIS ACCOUNT AND WROTE EVERYTHING UNDER THE NAME XIDPHEL!
Because you’re. Harry. Potter.
And I meant every word.
And the Oscar goes to…
I remember a time when Sir HarlequinPenis was a wellspring of creative ideas, a bard who spun fanfic yarns cracked Homestuck jokes to anyone who would listen.
I remember the days before the sundering ascension which tore our already cracked fanbase in half.
I remember those days before ClownDicks’ heart became black and cold.
Those days are some of the more fonder memories I posses of this booru and its community.
ClownDicks may be a colossal douchebag pretty often nowadays, but out of all the drama-stirring “shitposters” who plague this board, he is the only one who I go out of my way to avoid arguing with. He is the only one whose verbal barbs and snide snipings I will myself to ignore.
Because I remember those days.
I remember the laughs we shared.
I remember the stories we discussed.
I remember.
Our.
FRIENDSHIP.
~~That, plus Itsthinking usually did all my arguing for me.~~
And it is for the sake of those memories, those days long past, and the hope that our friendship may one day heal itself that I address this request to you Smiling pony:
For the trolls, the heathens, the heartless drama-stirring morons like Sidovorich, Niggolsav, and Randomsaur (maybe?), do with them as you will.
Strike them down with your banhammer with such righteous fury that the two-dollar harlots who birthed them will feel it!
But I beg of you-
NO.
I PLEAD with you:
Spare ClownDicks from thy wrath. For I know that underneath the need to spread mischief lies a man who has good in him. A man with heart and humor!
…A man who I am glad to say is my friend.
You took 11 minutes to come back to this image just to say that?
“I’m tired of them so I will become one of them!”
exhale
Boy… That escalated quickly.
Come on, he doesn’t always shitpost.
Sometimes he just talks about Homestuck. :V
Speaking of which, I finally convinced the other mods there to start banning chronic and unrepentant shitposters. No one complained.
He’s just throwing a tantrum right now. There’s no serious discussion of site policy going on.
You help run the site, right?
Give them two warnings, and if they haven’t figured it out, they get a ban. Tell them very specifically what they did wrong and what not to do again. If they really, really don’t get it, out they go.
Funny because I can remember a time when the two of us spoke like civilzed sirs.
>sees massive temper tantrum.
Welp, I’m unsubscribing from this notification feed.
I suppose it’s the downside of being a relatively popular website; you get people like “that”.
Only if it’s shiny!
>>meta 5678
noice!
I’m tired of the same barely functional retards shitting up this place, is what I am.
Clowndicks has a long history of being exclusively a shitposter and nothing else. Any other site would have permabanned his pathetic pimply ass long ago, but here we sin of being too nice, so here he stays, like other lawn turds such as Kraw, Sid or whatever else festers in the humid shades.
Fuck, man, you having a bad day or what?
Jesus fuck, do you just choke on dicks all day or what?
That’s a serious question. Your every post seems to be a garble of cum spew gurgling out of your mouth. Since, forever.
Really, I can’t remember a single time you posted something that wasn’t utter garbage.